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2017 Mediocrities

10/25/2017

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Best Picture
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Brooklyn
Ex Machina
Moonlight - Winner
Tour de Pharmacy
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
The VVitch
Best Director

Robert Eggers, The VVitch
Jonathan Glazer, Under the Skin
Debra Granik, Winter's Bone
Barry Jenkins, Moonlight - Winner
​Denis Villeneuve, Blade Runner 2049

Best Actor

​Ben Mendelsohn, Gerry, Mississippi Grind
Denzel Washington, Malcolm X, Malcolm X - Winner
Joaquin Phoenix, Theodore Twombley, Her
Mads Mikkelson, Lucas, The Hunt
​Robin Williams, Lance Clayton, World's Greatest Dad
Best Actress

Annette Bening, Dorothea, 20th Century Women
Holly Hunter, Jane Craig, Broadcast News
Scarlett Johansson, The Female, Under the Skin
Anna Taylor-Joy, Thomasin, The VVitch
Jennifer Lawrence, Ree Dolly, Winter's Bone - Winner
Melanie Lynskey, Ruth Kimke, I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore
​Gloria Swanson, Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard

Best Supporting Actor

Mahershala Ali, Juan, Moonlight - Winner
Albert Brooks, Aaron Altman, Broadcast News
John Hawkes, Teardrop, Winter's Bone
Andre Holland, Kevin (adult), Moonlight
Ralph Ineson, William, The VVitch
John C. Reilly, Amos Hart, Chicago
​​Elijah Wood, Tony, I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore
Best Supporting Actress

Judi Dench, Queen Elizabeth, Shakespeare in Love
Scarlett Johansson, Samantha, Her
Tilda Swinton, Lucy and Nancy Mirando, Okja - Winner
Marisa Tomei, Natalie Strout, In the Bedroom
​Catherine Zeta-Jones, Velma Kelly, Chicago
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Best Writing

Broadcast News
Her - Winner
Moonlight
Winter's Bone
The VVitch
​World's Greatest Dad
Best Scene

​Man demands to know where the cartel buried his uncles, Cartel Land
Juan teaches Chiron how to swim, Moonlight
French police officer injects himself with meth, Tour de Pharmacy
Retrieving Jessup Dolly's body, Winter's Bone
​Black Phillip speaks to Thomasin, The VVitch - Winner

Best Jefe

Blair
Jon - Winner
Lane
Phil
Shane
Worst Jefe

Blair
​Bobby
Bryan
Cook - Winner
​Drew

Best Line

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille."  Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard
"They've got the upper body of an alien, and the downstairs of a horse."  Lucy Flerng, Tour de Pharmacy
"I should've known that if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, somebody'd end up dead."  Dale, Tucker and Dale vs Evil
"Hey, college kids!  We've got your friend!"  Tucker, Tucker and Dale vs Evil
"Wouldst though like the taste of butter?  A pretty dress?  Wouldst though like to live deliciously?"  Black Phillip, The VVitch - Winner
​"You guys didn't like Kyle. That's okay. I didn't either. I loved him. He was my son. But he was also a douchebag."  Lance, World's Greatest Dad
Worst Movie

Heatstroke - Winner
Singles
Turbo Kid
Walt Before Mickey
Wiener-Dog

Worst Male Performance

Ben Affleck, Ned Alleyn, Shakespeare in Love
Taylor Grey, Friz Frelong, Walt Before Mickey
Armando Guitierrez, Ub Iwerks, Walt Before Mickey
Jake Gyllenhaal, Dr. Johnny, Okja - Winner
Thomas Ian Nichols, Walt Disney, Walt Before Mickey
​​Jeremy Piven, Doug Hughley, Singles
Worst Female Performance

Chelan Simmons, Chloe, Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Greta Gerwig, Dawn, Wiener-Dog - Winner
Laurence Leboeuf, Apple, Turbo Kid
​Svetlana Metkina, Tally, Heatstroke
​​Maisie Williams, Jo, Heatstroke

Best Review

Jon on Mississippi Grind
Jon on Under the Skin
Lane on Midnight Special - Winner
Lane on Shakespeare in Love
Lane on Train to Busan
Shane on Tour de Pharmacy
Gamemaster

Bobby
JR
Phil - Winner
Sean
​Shane

House of Coddle Award

Caleb who coddles Ava, Ex Machina - Winner
Stephen Dorff who coddles the hyenas, Paul, Heatstroke
Curtis who coddles Gerry, Mississippi Grind
Anti-doping agency who coddles the riders, Tour de Pharmacy
​Nana who coddles her granddaughter, Wiener-Dog
Sean Riley Award (best barf-inducing moment)

Tour of the slaughterhouse, Okja - Winner
College kid jumps into the wood chipper, Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Meat slurry, Under the Skin
Crow 'breast-feeds' from Katherine, The Witch
​The witch mashes up baby Sam, The Witch

Dingo Award (best pet)

Whitey the rabbit, Fatal Attraction
Okja, Okja
Jangers, Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Wiener Dog/Doo Dee/Cancer, Wiener-Dog
​Black Phillip, The VVitch - Winner
Masturbating Kevin Memorial Award (most uncomfortable moment)

Militia questions man while man's daughter screams at them, Cartel Land
Double or nothing on the field, Mississippi Grind
Gerry's bad beat in Memphis, Mississippi Grind
Antonio rapes Okja, Okja - Winner
Rocky beach sequence, Under the Skin
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