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News of the World

9/22/2021

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​3.00

A frontier newsreader is tasked with delivering an orphan girl to her relatives.

Directed by Paul Greengrass
Starring Tom Hanks and Helene Zengal
Review by Jon Kissel

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​Tom Hanks, America’s dad, lives into his reputation in News of the World.  In Paul Greengrass’ western, Hanks rides from town to town in post-Civil War Texas, telling the townsfolk in a calm and entertaining manner what’s happening outside of their communities.  He’s the personification of the future nightly newsman, showing up in households as a comforting presence who filters the noise of the world into a signal.  News of the World knows exactly what it has going for it with Hanks, and gives the venerable actor another role that projects competence and decency.


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Clue

9/8/2021

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​2.63

Directed by Jonathan Lynn
Starring Tim Curry, Michael McKean, and Madeline Kahn
Review by Jon Kissel

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​Movies that achieve cult status are supposed to be flattering to their adherents.  The masses might have overlooked this film, but I’ve got the secret message that it’s an underrated gem that was too smart or too idiosyncratic, just like me.  Clue supposedly has its own cult, but smart, it is not.  Directed by Jonathan Lynn, who’ll follow this up with Nuns on the Run, Clue is indeed as shallow as its premise.  Board-game adaptations are always being threatened by creatively bankrupt studios, sometimes to fruition with Battleship, and Clue shows why that’s an empty and pathetic idea.  Clue might find redemption as being a spoof of a specific genre that’s also a worthy member of said genre, but the genre of chamber mysteries is another that fails to entertain me, thus doubly relegating it to the trash bin.


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They Came Together

9/1/2021

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​2.72

A dinner date turns into a recounting of how two opposites fell in love.

Directed by David Wain
Starring Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler
Review by Jon Kissel

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He's a responsible candy executive with a troubled love life.  She's adorable and clumsy and runs her own free-spirited candy store.  These two don't belong together at all, but the power of love and their shared preference for fiction books can cross any bridge.  In David Wain's latest comedy spoof, They Came Together, the tropes of romantic comedies are broken down and served up like so much peanut brittle, the proceeds from which will go to a charity, because I'm too cute to know how to run a business.


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