B- | College students mistake two sloppy rustics for murderous hillbilles. Directed by Eli Craig Starring Tyler Labine and Alan Tudyk Initial Review by Shane Setnor |
In sports, two-thirds is a pretty good number to hit. If you’re an MLB coach and your team wins two-thirds of its games, welcome to the HOF. If you’re an NBA player and you hit two-thirds of your shots, welcome to the HOF. If you’re Mike Vick and you only kill two-thirds of your dogs in your dog-fighting ring, welcome to the dog-fighting HOF, which I believe is located across the street from PETA for trolling purposes.
But succeeding in only two-thirds of a movie just isn’t going to cut it. Now, you can get away with only two-thirds of a movie being good and end up with a solid score if you hide the crappy third in the middle. But, like when you’re waiting tables, the beginning and end is where you make your money. You can’t start or finish poorly.
But succeeding in only two-thirds of a movie just isn’t going to cut it. Now, you can get away with only two-thirds of a movie being good and end up with a solid score if you hide the crappy third in the middle. But, like when you’re waiting tables, the beginning and end is where you make your money. You can’t start or finish poorly.
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