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The Shape of Water

11/30/2022

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3.32

A mute maid in a government lab hits it off with a scaly creature abducted from the Amazon.

Directed by Guillermo del Toro
Starring Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon, and Octavia Spencer
​Review by Jon Kissel

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​It’s easy to dismiss The Shape of Water as that light fantasy movie about bestiality between a human woman and male frog-man.  Even its Best Picture win doesn’t stop the jokes at its expense.  In the spirit of accuracy, the dismissive stance is a factual statement, in that interspecies sex does indeed happen, but the fish-man also chomps on a finger.  Why isn’t The Shape of Water the finger-chomping movie?  Joyful director Guillermo del Toro’s most commercially and critically successful work deserves better than late-night jokes, because under its outre logline is a stunning and endlessly enjoyable film that reserves its greatest sympathies for cripples, bastards, and broken things (to borrow a phrase from George RR Martin) at the end of the conservative and stilted pre-60’s era.  If that happens to include a lonely yet horny frog-man, then so be it.


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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

11/16/2022

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​3.60

King Arthur looks for a sacred relic while a peasant claps coconuts behind him.

Directed by Terry Gilliam
Starring John Cleese, Eric Idle, and Graham Chapman
​Review by Jon Kissel

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​We don’t do a lot of comedies at the Mediocre Movie Club because they can be hard to talk about.  A film whose goal is laughter can be distilled into how many laughs it got, and what one person finds funny can be wildly different, to the point that laughing at a risqué or taboo joke, no matter how well constructed, might alienate someone offended by it forever.  It’s easier to explain why a film makes me tear up than laugh.  Laughter feels more unknowable.  That’s all to say that on the whole, Monty Python and the Holy Grail doesn’t make me laugh.  The guys who make up this British comedy troupe have surely inspired the things that I do find foundationally funny, like The Simpsons or Conan O’Brien, but what might have been innovative in the 70’s has since been perfected by better writers and become hacky, a fate all comedy is destined for and one which Monty Python has long since arrived at.


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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

11/9/2022

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​3.44

A journalist and his attorney spend a drug-fueled week in Las Vegas.

Directed by Terry Gilliam
Starring Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro
Review by Jon Kissel

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​Iconic gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson’s most well-known work is a series of dispatches from Las Vegas, published piecemeal in Rolling Stone before being assembled in the book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.  As he and his companion Dr. Gonzo trip acid and observe the goings on at a dirt bike race and a law enforcement convention, Thompson watches what will come after the deflated and defeated 60’s and suffocates whatever remained of his optimism in a hedonistic drug binge.  The decades-later film adaptation is taken on by Terry Gilliam, a director with a taste for satire wrapped in the comedic genre-bending of Monty Python or the sci-fi delirium of Brazil, and stars two actors unafraid of heightened eccentricity in Johnny Depp and Benicio del Toro.  Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas loads itself up with assets and zooms off onto the desert highway, giving this viewer his sought-after historical trending and root causes within a package of druggy psychedelia and splayed-leg acting.


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Whiplash

11/2/2022

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​3.87

A student jazz drummer is terrorized by his maniacal instructor.

Directed by Damien Chazelle
Starring Miles Teller and JK Simmons
Review by Jon Kissel

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​Drumming is one of those things that film and TV tend to treat amateurishly, something for bored teens to try out and then stash in a closet.  AJ Soprano giving drums a half-hearted effort before selling them for club money comes to mind, or Nick Andopolis from Freaks and Geeks adding new pieces to his set without becoming good at the ones he already has.  Along comes Whiplash to fully justify that trope.  As depicted here, becoming great at this instrument seems next to impossible, an artistic/athletic act that requires gallons of sweat, pints of blood, and ounces of sanity.  In the world of Whiplash, an amateur or a dilettante gets a cymbal thrown at their head.


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