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What in the seven hellsInspired by Julia Alexander, we’re doing our own take on Fantasy Game of Thrones this final season. Why? Because some of us are overly competitive. Also, we need those sweet, sweet page hits. Our website is as dead as the entire Frey House without Game of Thrones. We're going to shamelessly milk this thing.
Click here for the Week 1 entry form. |
Why Play? |
For fun and a distraction at work. Here's a boss button in case you're at work and your boss has entered the room. Also, we gots prizes.
First Place (Non MMC Member): A yet-to-be-designed MMC T-Shirt and a chance to force The Ambulators (Jon Kissel, Shane Setnor, and Bryan Hartman) watch whatever two rentable or streamable movies you want and join us for a podcast. Runner-Up: A yet-to-be-designed MMC T-Shirt and an autographed picture of Shane and Jon. Highest Week of the Year: A yet-to-be-designed MMC T-Shirt. (Unless it’s a 3-way tie or some shit. We don’t make a lot of (any?) money from this dumb hobby of ours.) First Place MMC Member: A yet-to-be-designed MMC T-Shirt. |
How do i play? |
After every episode Shane will review the tape and award points to the characters. See below for the rubrik. This review will be posted on the MMC Website for the world to see and complain about. Each week, you’ll flip over to the MMC website and select a new squad from the player tiers provided. The tiers can and probably will change from week to week. Characters will be added if needed. But, JesusMaryandJoseph, the last thing Game of Thrones needs right now is more new characters. At the end of the season, the player with the most overall points wins. Categories might be edited and changed week by week! Chaos rules supreme! Violence 5 Kill a Red Shirt/Wight Shirt (Capped at 25 points) 15 Kill a White Walker (capped at 30 points) 25 Kill a draftable character 50 Kill a magical animal like some kind of jerk Up to 25 for a memorable death -50 Kills Hot Pie, First of His Name, Lord of the Browned Butter, Our True King Sex 5 Sex with a non-draftable character Up to 10 for clever pick-up lines 5 if a player’s lack of genitalia is mocked 10 Sex with a draftable character 20 Sex with a King or Queen 5 for butts and boobs. 10 for full frontal nudity -50 for sex with the Night’s King because we do NOT condone necrophilia despite what our rival websites say Dialogue 5 Funny quip 10 Devastating put-down Up to 10 for dramatic speeches that can go on an Emmy highlight reel -5 For any line that sounds as bad as the lines Littlefinger said in Bohemian Rhapsody Power Position (Non-Sexual) 500 Take the Iron Throne 5 Sit on the Iron Throne to see what it feels like 20 Destroy the Iron Throne 15 Gain a High Council Seat 10 Have a vision/prophecy (Max 2o points per episode, Bran.) 15 Promotion -10 Demotion 10 Join an alliance 10 Survive but lose the battle 15 Survive and win the battle 100 Walk into a room and announce the war is over and you’ve won the battle instead of showing the battle because HBO ran out of money Random 5 For eating 10 for drinking booze 10 Dramatic gasp performed by character. 10 Points if Arya wears your literal face 25 Episode MVP per scorekeeper Animal Rules 15 Kill a Red Shirt/Wight Shirt 30 Kill a Draftable Character -100 Going potty in the house. Bad Rhaegal! |