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2018 Mediocrities

10/30/2018

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Best Film

Heat
The Big Sick
The Incredibles 2
​The Iron Giant
The Silence of the Lambs - WINNER
Best Director

Brad Bird, The Incredibles 2
Kevin Costner, Dances With Wolves - WINNER
Jonathan Demme, The Silence of the Lambs
Michael Mann, Heat
Steven Soderbergh, Logan Lucky

Best Actor

​Robert de Niro, Neil McCauley, Heat
James Franco, Tommy Wiseau, The Disaster Artist
Al Pacino, Vincent Hanna, Heat
Max Records, John Wayne Cleaver, I Am Not a Serial Killer
Denzel Washington, Bleek, Mo' Better Blues - WINNER
Best Actress

Jodie Foster, Clarice Starling, The Silence of the Lambs
Salma Hayek, Beatriz, Beatriz at Dinner
Holly Hunter, Ellen Parr, The Incredibles 2
Frances McDormand, Mildred Hayes, Three Billboards - WINNER
Charlize Theron, Lorraine Broughton, Atomic Blonde

Best Supporting Actress

​Ari Graynor, Juliette Danielle, The Disaster Artist
Holly Hunter, Beth, The Big Sick - WINNER
Farrah Mackenzie, Sadie Logan, Logan Lucky
Elizabeth Marvel, Jean Meyerowitz, The Meyerowitz Stories
​Emma Thompson, Maureen Meyerowitz, The Meyerowitz Stories
Best Supporting Actor

Daniel Craig, Joe Bang, Logan Lucky
Vin Diesel, Giant, The Iron Giant
Graham Greene, Kicking Bird, Dances With Wolves
Dennis Haysbert, Don Breedan, Heat
Anthony Hopkins, Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs - WINNER
Ted Levine, Buffalo Bill, The Silence of the Lambs
Craig Robinson, Curtis, Morris From America

Best Writing

Heat
Logan Lucky
The Big Sick - WINNER
The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
​The Silence of the Lambs
Worst Movie

Cutthroat Island
Fahrenheit 451
Meagan Leavey
The Magnificent Seven
Tusk - WINNER

Best Scene

Extended stairwell fight, Atomic Blonde
Hanna and McCauley sit down for coffee, Heat
Sadie sings John Denver, Logan Lucky
Jack Jack versus the raccoon, The Incredibles 2 - WINNER
Giant intercepts the nuclear missile, The Iron Giant
Starling first meets Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs
Willoughby coughs blood in Mildred's face, Three Billboards
Best Line

I've always wanted to see the frontier before it's gone.  John Dunbar, Dances With Wolves
You can get killed walking your doggie,  Vincent Hanna, Heat
It was a tragedy.  I mean, we lost 19 of our best guys.  Kumail, The Big Sick
Suu-per-man.  Giant, The Iron Giant
That is a hard R.  Jean Meyerowitz, The Meyerowitz Stories
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.  Buffalo Bill, The Silence of the Lambs - WINNER

Best Pet

Two-Socks, Dances With Wolves
Monkey, Cutthroat Island
Soccer playing robot #8, Lo and Behold
Flower shop pug, The Disaster Artist
Precious, The Silence of the Lambs - WINNER
​Most Uncomfortable Moment

Morris bangs his Katrin pillow, Morris From America - WINNER
Morris bombs at the talent show, Morris From America
Casey dances with Hedwig, Split
Tommy films a sex scene, The Disaster Artist
​Goodbye Horses, The Silence of the Lambs
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Tusk

10/13/2018

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D
0.94

An abrasive podcaster undergoes a horrific transformation in isolated Canada.

Directed by Kevin Smith
Starring Justin Long and Michael Parks
Initial Review by Jon Kissel

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Kevin Smith’s an acquired taste and for all intents and purposes, seems to be a charming and introspective guy.  Coming onto the cinematic scene at the same time as other hyper-loquacious indie directors like Richard Linklater and Quentin Tarantino, he spent his first ten years churning out interconnected comedies that were by turns filthy and eloquent.  He also might be a prime example of the truism that a person spends their whole life creating their first thing, and then struggles to replicate it thereafter.  Smith’s debut, Clerks, is great, and everything else has lived in its micro-budget shadow.  This is especially true with Tusk.  The last decade of Smith’s career has found him trying to break away from raunch and into genre with cop buddy comedies and cult shootouts, and Tusk is his largely unsuccessful body horror attempt. 


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Brawl in Cell Block 99

10/5/2018

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B-

2.67

A low-level criminal has to fight his way through prison before misery befalls his kidnapped wife.

Directed by S. Craig Zahler
Starring Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Carpenter, and Don Johnson
Initial Review by Jon Kissel

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S. Craig Zahler continues his efforts to bring exploitation films back from the 70’s with Brawl in Cell Block 99, a sickeningly violent prison flick and follow-up to the equally queasy Bone Tomahawk.  I’m not terribly familiar with exploitation cinema, but like pornography, one just knows it when they see it.  They feature extreme human behavior, prefer cool and reject beauty or elegance, have stylized dialogue, and fashion antagonists from pure evil.  Tarantino does a more refined version of this, having been raised on exploitation films.  The Tipper Gore-esque knock on early Tarantino was that he’s overly violent, an inaccurate accusation in at least his first three films.  Tarantino pans away from ears getting chopped off, but no one could say the same of Zahler.  He stares violence in the face, taking in every compound fracture and bone crunch.  The result is a nigh-unrecommendable film, his second in a row.  The sick feeling in one’s stomach after the credits isn’t necessarily something I want other people to experience.


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