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Big Eyes

2/21/2018

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2.11

A successful artist's husband takes all the credit for her work.

Directed by Tim Burton
Starring Amy Adams and Christoph Waltz
​Initial Review by Jon Kissel

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​When a director’s made as many films as Tim Burton has, they develop a distinct style.  In Burton’s case, that style is mostly an eccentric jumble of affectations, often portrayed by Johnny Depp in a weird hat or Helena Bonham Carter… in a weird hat.  His characters are often outsiders with no chance of fitting in to society but they give it a go anyways.  Though he’s made plenty of fantasy films, even his films that ostensibly take place in the real non-magical present either have characters that push the envelope of what’s real (Big Fish) or live in their own fantasy worlds (Ed Wood).  He’s also someone who’s burned through a lot of critical goodwill.  Big Eyes feels like an attempt to get some of that back, as it has little in common with anything else he’s ever done.  Released during 2014’s Oscar season to little effect, Big Eyes suffers from a feeling of going through the motions, like no one’s excited or challenged by this material.  


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The Silence of the Lambs

2/11/2018

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​3.87

An FBI agent-in-training is tasked with enlisting a jailed serial killer to catch one on the hunt.

Directed by Jonathan Demme
Starring Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, and Ted Levine
​Initial Review by Jon Kissel

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​When it comes to movies, I don’t have the sharp memories of childhood that most people do.  An emphasis wasn’t placed on culture in my childhood and a lot of my adolescence was spent in a cold emotional shell, so I just didn’t get those kinds of revelatory cinematic experiences until I was 17 or 18.  That being said, the network TV edit of The Silence of the Lambs was one of the first R-rated movies I saw, recorded late at night on a VCR.  The sequel, Hannibal, was the first DVD I ever bought, and I do remember gleefully watching that on Christmas Eve 2001, to my mother’s great disappointment.  The character of Hannibal Lecter and the world that Thomas Harris (author of the books) created around him has always fascinated me, and we’ve been fortunate enough to receive takes on the subject matter from directors as varied in their tastes as Michael Mann and Vincenzo Natali and in their talent levels as Ridley Scott and Brett Ratner (Ratner’s the shitty one).  Jonathan Demme’s version in Silence of the Lambs is certainly the most iconic, dominating the Oscars and placing Anthony Hopkins’ Lecter continuously at the top of any Best Villain list.  We just discussed another Best Picture winner in Dances With Wolves, and determined that it’s still an entertaining, if imperfect, film.  Will Silence of the Lambs get a more generous sort of praise?  Jon, aged 17, certainly would say so, but that kid was an idiot.


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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

2/1/2018

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C+
2.44

A novice war reporter in Afghanistan acclimates to her new surroundings.

Directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa
Starring Tina Fey, Martin Freeman, and Margot Robbie
Initial Review by Jon Kissel

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Glenn Ficarra and John Requa are a directing team with a handful of totally acceptable films to their names.  The indisputable highlight of their careers is writing the script to Bad Santa, but behind the camera, they’ve got I Love You, Phillip Morris and Crazy, Stupid, Love and Focus, three watchable if unexceptional (I assume, with the unseen Focus) films.  Whiskey Tango Foxtrot makes four.  This Tina Fey vehicle, adapted from a female war correspondent’s book by frequent Fey collaborator Robert Carlock, takes advantage of its cast’s abundant talent by turning a script with modest aims into the kind of weekend-hangover film that the world can never have too many of.  There was potential here for something greater, but unlike its lead character, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is perfectly fine jogging in place.


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