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Wonder Woman 1984

1/1/2021

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​1.76

Diana Prince's Reagan-era world is shaken a wish-granting rock shows up in her museum.

Directed by Patty Jenkins
Starring Gal Gadot, Chris Pine, Kristen Wiig, and Pedro Pascal
​Review by Jon Kissel

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Big-budget moviemaking currently runs on superhero movies and the biggest of this disastrous cinematic year’s meager bunch had its debut on HBO Max, the recently announced vessel of movie theaters’ continued demise.  If that preceding sentence sounds gloomy, it’s because I’m finding it increasingly difficult to be optimistic about the future of film.  Call it age or plentiful distractions, but a shrinking attention span has made it more and more difficult to appreciate an at-home movie.  I need the enforced focus of theaters to commune with my favorite medium.  It’s no surprise that my favorite film of 2020 was one of the few I actually saw in theaters.  What won’t be anywhere near my top ten or twenty is Wonder Woman 1984, a mess of oversimplified, ill-considered, sentimental, overlong pop drivel that doesn’t live up to its predecessor.  I remember sitting in theaters during Ant Man and the Wasp, and again during Shazam, wondering what I was doing watching a genre that I increasingly felt aged out of.  The cynical place I find myself in coupled with the overall quality of this film seals that feeling.

As a part of the DC Cinematic Universe, a franchise of mostly ill-received films led by the self-serious personage of Zack Snyder, Wonder Woman represents a brighter corner of a dark series.  The initial 2017 outing is well regarded by fans and critics alike.  While its villain is thought of as subpar, Gal Gadot’s portrayal of the Amazonian heroine and Patty Jenkins’ rousing direction amounted to a film that could be loved by some and appreciated by many, a far cry from the Snyder films that are still regarded as jokes years after their release.  Coupled with 2018’s insane Aquaman, DC differentiated itself from its much more successful rivals at Marvel by leaning into the mythic nature of their heroes, appropriate especially for Wonder Woman/Diana Prince as she gets her power from Greek gods.  Wonder Woman 1984, however, brings its heroine to earth, weakening her physically and emotionally with human concerns. 
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Leavening what I think is a move away from DC’s winning posture, those human concerns are embodied by Chris Pine’s Steve Trevor.  An actor rocketing up the rankings of Hollywood Chris’s, Pine was a strong straight man to Gadot’s fish-out-of-water in the first film, and the sequel’s role reversal works just as well.  However, the choice to put so much time between Trevor’s heroic death in WWI and his reemergence (more on that later) makes this relationship impossible for even Pine’s charisma to overcome.  He was the first man she ever met in the series’ mythology, and there were plenty of other opportunities for someone to prove their worth to Diana in troubled times between 1918 and 1984.  It’s a miscalculation of the film to shoehorn Trevor back in and it represents a lack of trust that the sequel can live up to the original without rehashing a lot of its strengths.  See also the opening foot race on Themiscyra, a sequence I imagined as a way to get Robin Wright’s Twitter-beloved character back onscreen for a few minutes.  Blade Runner 2049 made a similar error when it revolved much of its plot around the romance between Decker and Rachal, but I wonder if anyone exists who would rank that particular thread in the top 5 most interesting things in Blade Runner. 

I view Trevor’s inclusion as a fatal flaw, because working backwards, the film needs to contrive a way to resurrect him.  Wonder Woman 1984’s solution is genies, or more specifically, the plot of Needful Things, wherein the devil grants poisoned wishes.  I found this so childish and basic that I couldn’t connect with anything here.  The second that corny gust of wind rustled Diana’s hair as she held a literal magic rock in her hand, the movie is basically over.  Is this device any more absurd than the various magic rocks of the MCU?  Not really, with the exception that pursuit of the MacGuffin is more fun than the possession of it, and the film’s villain becomes a magic rock himself something like 30 minutes in.  Compounding the failed buy-in is the confused fact of Trevor inhabiting someone else’s body, such that the image of him is only a storytelling device because it’s otherwise too absurd.  Diana sees the random dude Trevor’s soul is puppeting, and so does Trevor when he looks in a mirror.  The film never goes to the obvious place of someone recognizing the random dude from his earlier life, because it doesn’t want to raise more impossible questions than it already has.  Some level of suspension of disbelief is required for all films, and more for superhero films, but Wonder Woman 1984 asks for far too much. 

I was just as baffled by the antagonist’s antics.  Turning the villain into a Trumpian informercial huckster who’s cloaking his failure in flash and bravado is a strong choice, and granting said huckster the literal ability to make dreams come true is a satirical link strong enough to almost overcome the silly premise.  I just couldn’t make the mental leaps with what Pedro Pascal’s Max Lord was doing in all these exchanges.  The trade of getting the wish in exchange for something was never made clear despite a lot of expository dialogue.  The fantastical nature of, for example, Lord’s oil wells starting to produce where they were previously dry, is a real world result caused by magic, and just hearing about it isn’t enough.  The two people that make wishes before Lord shows up, Diana and Kristen Wiig’s Barbara Minerva, are losing something to some god who doesn’t ultimately reveal himself as Lord, a move that seemed obvious and would’ve at least made the film comprehensible.  At least Diana loses something tangible.  Minerva loses her humanity or something, a quality demonstrated by a dinner date she shares with Diana that starts with them laughing at an unheard joke and by her giving her leftovers to a homeless man.  Oh, and she also gains a tail, because why be a superpowered individual who looks like a person when she can look like a cat?

A lot of this could be hand-waved away if Wonder Woman 1984 was at least fun to watch.  With the exception of a few minutes of Chris Pine doing what he can in a fashion montage, that’s just not the case.  Jenkins brings nowhere near the verve of something like Wonder Woman’s trench sequence to a movie that feels much smaller.  There’s basically four characters in a 151 minute film, plus Lord’s annoying kid and a Mayan crank who’s played by an actor of obvious Indian descent.  Wiig is completely wasted in a role that provided opportunities for more of her style of humor, but settles for hacky klutziness.  The action is especially lacking.  An opening robbery-thwarting is overshadowed by Jenkins not knowing when to tell a kid to stop mugging for the camera.  A very long time later, a truck chase has its moments, but it ends with children, playing on a four-lane highway, who are then rescued in a slow-motion grab that can’t hide the fact that they are stiff dummies.  This movie cost $200 million, and they couldn’t find child stand-ins with movable joints. 

Sequels are supposed to be bigger than their predecessors.  A lot of times, that results in bloat and overstuffing, but I can’t think of too many sequels that shrank like this one did.  Wonder Woman 1984 thwarts expectations in this way and many others.  Who makes an 80’s movie without an 80’s soundtrack?  What kind of superhero film doesn’t punish its villain but talks them into right thinking?  In a lot of ways, Wonder Woman 1984 is what I wanted out of Wonder Woman, a film that goes off the rails when it confirms that, yes, there is going to be a meaningless superpowered slugfest when it was close to eschewing one altogether.  The sequel doesn’t really have a traditional bad guy, just desperate people who get a little unreasonable.  I admire that kind of subversion in the abstract, but in practice, it makes for an unsatisfying experience at a time when I am desperate for more satisfaction from new releases.  C-
1 Comment
Shane
1/20/2021 02:08:01 pm

Holy shit, this was bad. Nearly as bad as when they wrote a whole movie around Johnny Depp having a silly mustache.

None of it made sense and they made the wonderful Kristen Wiig cosplay as emo Spiderman???

I can't even figure out the worst part, but it's probably Chris Pine's character knowing how to fly a modern jet. At least Marvel knows that's absurd and made fun of that absurdity. Here they recognize he wouldn't know how to fly that plane and then just let him fly the plane ACROSS THE WORLD.

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