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The Kindergarten Teacher

11/8/2018

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C
​2.07

A teacher takes intrusive measures to mentor one of her students.

Directed by Sara Colangelo
Starring Maggie Gyllenhaal, Parker Sevak, and Gael Garcia Bernal
Initial Review by Jon Kissel

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It’s an easy and somewhat lazy impulse to lament humanity.  I do it all the time in spite of myself.  It doesn’t require much to read a news article or watch a pessimistic film and resign oneself to eventual extinction, as opposed to the much harder work of actually talking to people or even working to improve our oft-dire state.  That’s my introversion talking, a trait that I doubt dominates the teaching profession, but it’s not like extroversion is keeping The Kindergarten Teacher’s protagonist from feeling cynical.  In Sara Colangelo’s American adaptation of an Israeli film, a culturally-hungry woman finds genius in a place she does not expect to find it, and, feeling trapped by her family and her own lack of insight, blows her life up to be close to a true prodigy.  The film does a great job in portraying an obsessive self-regard that clouds out consequential thinking, even as it does a lesser job portraying the object of the obsession.

Maggie Gyllenhaal stars as Lisa Spinelli, an experienced kindergarten teacher with two older children of her own.  Presented with how unimpressed she is with her own children and some internalized shame about her career, she leaps at the opportunity to mentor Jimmy (Parker Sevak), a student of hers who reels off poetry in the middle of playtime.  In an attempt to find a stimulating hobby, Lisa has been going to poetry classes but her own work is called derivative by her classmates.  She presents Jimmy’s work as her own to the class, and is suddenly the teacher’s (Gael Garcia Bernal) new favorite.  Lisa insinuates herself further into Jimmy’s life, secretly putting her number into his phone and suggesting to Jimmy’s father that he replace his nanny (Rosa Salazar) with her.  As her objective shifts from claiming Jimmy’s work as her own towards shepherding him into literary greatness, Lisa pushes too hard against the boundaries she is supposed to have with her students.

The female midlife crisis gets less play than the male one that so dominated the Golden Age of Television, and Colangelo and Gyllenhaal do their part to remedy this imbalance.  The idea of the midlife crisis, so usually associated with acting out financially or sexually, is based on this grandiose and selfish rebellion against the barriers that society erects.  I’ve followed the rules thus far, and what has it gotten me?  Lisa imagines herself as the only person in Jimmy’s life who can bring his gift to the world, with the added benefit of basking in some reflected glory.  There might’ve been a point where her kids served that role, but in her view, the daughter is captured by teenage frivolity and the son is going to let his individuality and creativity be squashed by the military.  She perceives her world as empty and Jimmy can fill it up, thus giving her life the meaning that her job and her family have not.

The question of if Jimmy is a good poet cannot be answered by this viewer.  I often have to take a film’s word on quality whenever some kind of art form is presented, be it poetry or painting or even music.  When a film sells the passion behind creation, like recent films such as Blaze or A Star is Born do, then it’s an easy leap for me to make.  In The Kindergarten Teacher, Jimmy is acting his age, so there’s not a lot of passion in anything he does.  As the source of this supposed profundity, he’s neither excited to craft his poems nor believable as being able to do so.  His poems use more complex language than he does in conversation, so I never buy that the actor is doing anything other than reciting his lines.  Characters say his work is good, but it sounds pretty similar to Lisa’s poems, which the same characters say is bad.  There’s a trope in films that feature literature where a character reads something in class, and everyone withholds their opinion until the teacher rules it good or bad.  That’s me watching The Kindergarten Teacher.

This is the film’s primary stumbling block, but it’s not really about Jimmy or poetry.  What Lisa does with this opportunity is more compelling than a literary prodigy sprouting up in Staten Island.  Her hollow insistence that the world has no room for poetry is obviously wrong, as she’s in an artistic center where people do indeed have time for recitations and readings.  The root of the film, in which Lisa is confronted with her own mediocrity, calls to mind another film about prodigies.  Mozart is mentioned a few times, a fitting reference when Lisa has so much Salieri in her from Amadeus.  She doesn’t try and sabotage Jimmy like Salieri does, but her motives are essentially the same.  Both characters want to elevate themselves and salve their wounded egos, no matter what they have to do to the real talents that surround them.

In playing a blinkered and unlikable protagonist, Gyllenhaal does a great job in staying understandable and occasionally sympathetic.  Her loneliness and neediness are what comes across clearest.  The tentative way she reads her poem to Jimmy is a painful reversal of authority roles, as is her choice to intellectually isolate herself in her own house.  Buried beneath other plots and ideas is the sneaking suspicion that a person doesn’t have anything in common with the people they’ve chosen to spend their lives around, a potent fear that Gyllenhaal is backgrounding when her daughter shows no interest in her.  

Colangelo previously made the solid ensemble morality play Little Accidents about a tragedy in an Appalachian town.  Here, she benefits from a character study, reducing the number of characters and focusing in on the psyche of her protagonist.  The Kindergarten Teacher might be unable to get me to appreciate poetry, but it does cause some reflection on my own cynicism.  A film that makes the viewer look inward is succeeding.  B

1 Comment
Sean
11/12/2018 09:53:47 am

Like Jon, my gauge for good and bad poetry is based on trusting the film. 95% of my poetry exposure as an adult is Shane Setnor haikus a movie review.

As Jon notes, "he’s neither excited to craft his poems nor believable as being able to do so. His poems use more complex language than he does in conversation, so I never buy that the actor is doing anything other than reciting his lines." Full 100% cosign. Jimmy's poems including the zombie-like pacing as nanny Becca referred to them remind me of Sybill Trelawney's prophesies in Harry Potter. When one pops in it's like an out of body experience and it's gone.

When Jimmy identified his Anna as the teachers assistant Megan and not Mrs Spinelli was the ultimate 5 year old own.

Ultimately the movie was really damn boring. I just didn't care. They did fine showing the emotional shell of unfulfillment but that's because Maggie Gyllenhaal is decent at her job. They didn't make me care about her or Jimmy. The most likeable person is the husband played by Michael Chernus. He tries to support his wife's hobby and calls her out on thinking her own kids are suboptimal.

Have fun organizing the next poetry slam in prison.

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