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The Burbs

9/27/2018

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C
2.00

Suburbanites suspect their reclusive neighbors of malfeasance.

Directed by Joe Dante
Starring Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, and Carrie Fisher
Initial Review by Jon Kissel

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Directing a film is often as simple as maintaining a tone.  I can’t remember where I heard that, whether it was on one of the half dozen film podcasts I listen to or if it was in an interview with someone (maybe the Coen brothers), but it’s a sentiment that rings true.  Keeping the mood consistent and establishing a world that a film’s events can credibly occur in both fall under the umbrella of tone, and it’s a particular aspect of filmmaking that Joe Dante has never considered.  We’ve previously discussed his Explorers, with its jarring third act spent amongst corny aliens.  I only recently saw Gremlins for the first time, a film that wants to be a horror comedy but also contains a reaction shot to a fuzzy puppet when a character laments how her dad suffocated in a chimney during an elaborate Christmas prank.  Both of those films are on solid ground when it comes to premise, but the tone is out of control.  The same is true of The Burbs, a cogent satire with a vast distance between how it’s interpreting its characters and how they’re coming across.  This is one more Dante film that has no idea what it wants to be.

The 21st century kicked off with moviegoers suffering through about ten years of maudlin films about the deadening effect of the suburbs.  These awards-hungry dramas like American Beauty, Little Children, Revolutionary Road, Truman Show, etc. were often pretty good, even as they all said pretty much the same things.  The Burbs was playing in the same cul-de-sac ten years earlier, sans the critical acclaim.  Dante and writer Dana Olsen (of the adaptations of Inspector Gadget and George of the Jungle) cast Tom Hanks, towards the end of his comedic phase, as an everyman who becomes convinced his reclusive neighbors are satanic murderers.  Hilarity ensues.  This shouldn’t be a difficult premise to execute.  It’s thematically coherent, in that the suburbs are stifling hot houses of conformity where any deviations from the norm are automatically raise suspicion.  investigating.  As the film goes on and it becomes increasingly possible that Hanks and his cronies are mistaken, one’s estimation of the film rises.  I began The Burbs waiting for a Frankenstein-esque creature to lumber out of the basement, and was gratified to watch the odds of such a predictable outcome steadily decrease.

However, Dante and Olsen leave their characters in such an unlikable place that there’s no tension in the dawning discovery that they’re misguided.  This cul-de-sac could use some purging.  The most inoffensive homeowner is a selfish coot who encourages his dog to shit on a neighbor’s lawn.  Bruce Dern’s military nut is a dangerous proto-fascist with a trophy wife, Rick Ducommun’s slob is a repulsive wrecking ball who’s introduced firing a gun wildly into Hanks’ backyard before he tromps into his kitchen and asks Hanks’ wife (a dramatically underserved Carrie Fisher) to make him breakfast.  Corey Feldman, as uncharismatic and mugging as ever, is there to do a bad Spicoli impersonation.  Even Hanks himself, one of the most charming actors ever, never endears himself or is provided an opportunity to make a joke or comment that isn’t cruel or cutting or anything other than complaining.  Basically, fuck all these people, and bring on the Frankenstein monster pulling all their heads off their shoulders.

Even with the hateful characters and the shockingly hamfisted directing (the screaming upon discovery of the femur and the subsequent camera motion into and out of their faces had me yelling Fuck You so loud, my neighbors’ dog started barking), there’s still that premise rising up to redeem the film and put these pieces of shit in their places.  Instead, the Kopek’s are murderers all along, vindicating Hanks et al in the eyes of their neighbors and their families.  I’m not wholly opposed to the Kopek’s being shady, but Dante giving the ‘good’ guys a win just demonstrates how dramatically he misunderstands how the viewer must be perceiving them.  What if Hanks went to jail, lost his job, and then he returns in an epilogue to his old house to help his family move away, as they can no longer afford to live there.  The Kopeks, having rebuilt, smile triumphantly at him as he drives away, and then he sees them do something shady in the rear view mirror.  End credits.  Hanks needs to suffer for being so criminal and fascistic, but all Dante can stand to give him is some singed hair and a torn shirt.

The Burbs is from a period of time in movie comedy where the rules just don’t translate to the modern day anymore.  Harmless slapstick, boorish goofballs, accents; it’s wasted on me.  There will likely come a time when the dominant Judd Apatow formula of improvised dialog amongst characters in various states of arrested development land exactly as flat as 80’s pop comedy, but that time is not yet.  The Burbs is lacking in tonal control, the courage of its convictions, and the effective utilization of its most potent assets.  The best thing I can say about its existence is that it marks one step closer to the end of Dante’s career.  D

1 Comment
Lane
10/8/2018 05:39:36 pm

I’ve said it here so often that I know it’s becoming a trope, but the horror genre is our most unique lens into the id of a particular culture…what it wants to kill…what it wants to f***. Unique…but not always the best, which “The Burbs” makes clear.

Joe Dante is the least of our greatest horror directors. Say what you will about “Gremlins”, but for those of us who were kids in that era, that movie set the tone for our childhoods more than any other except for “Nightmare on Elm Street” or “Ghostbusters.” Feeding things after midnight will forever be a thing I think about and that alone gets him a spot in the Horror HoF.

But “The Burbs” is one of those horror movies that wants to say something important about culture while entertaining us at the same time and just fails at both. Dante reaches into horror movie nostalgia to try and goad us into thinking something deep about suburban America and mostly just ends up confusing us. So the “Chainsaw Massacre” reference was a dream? Wait…living in the suburbs is a dream? A nightmare perhaps? How unique. Not really.

Suburban life is a uniquely American invention (which we’ve subsequently exported). But the most important features of suburbia is that it’s boring and repressive, not scary or weird. That’s what Dante’s film gets wrong. A number of excellent films on suburban life were listed in the initial review…for me, Arcade Fire got it most right in musical form with their “The Suburbs” album. Give a listen and do some artistic comparative analysis.

What Dante’s film misses is what compels us to move to the ‘burbs in the first place. We’re not looking for normalcy, we’re looking for security and safety and the ability to procreate amidst people who look like us. Look at Columbine and Parkland and you see the results are terrifying enough without needing imagination.

Grade: C

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