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Godzilla vs Kong

4/7/2021

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C
​2.00

A nuclear-breathing lizard tries to breathe on a giant ape, who's not into it.

Directed by Adam Wingard
Starring Rebecca Hall, Brian Tyree Henry, and Millie Bobby Brown
​Review by Jon Kissel

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​The Disney Star Wars trilogy is a real head-scratcher.  JJ Abrams kicked it off with a general rehash of the 1977 Star Wars, but then Rian Johnson’s Last Jedi scrambled everything up and made a decades-old franchise feel exciting.  Abrams got the last section back, however, and undid everything that was unique about The Last Jedi in the most boring way possible.  How does a studio invest a billion dollars in something and not have a coherent story plan?  Well, with the Monsterverse as a counter-example of shoddy planning, maybe I’m not giving Disney enough credit.  The Godzilla and King Kong threads of Warner Brothers’ sloppy monster-fighting franchise unite in Godzilla vs Kong, the fourth and probably last entry thanks to expiring rights.  The only thing that’s remained consistent across this quadrilogy is the complete miscalculation of why anyone would want to see a movie where giant beasts punch each other.

Horror director Adam Wingard is the latest director of marginal resume to take a swing at the Monsterverse, and I can’t say he adds much of anything.  He lacks the grandeur of Godzilla’s Gareth Edwards and the clever expectation-thwarting of Kong: Skull Island’s Jordan Vogt-Roberts.  What he shares with his franchise compatriots is the larding of his film with way too many human characters a la Michael Dougherty in Godzilla: King of the Monsters.  Dougherty is one of five writers for Godzilla vs Kong and his impact shows in the wrongheaded idea that anyone would care about anything a human would say in this movie.  Skull Island native and Kong minder Jia (Kaylee Hottle) is necessary because a movie about King Kong can’t be made without a human for him to connect to, and I suppose Rebecca Hall can be brought along as Jia’s guardian.  Demian Bechir’s CEO is needed as an antagonist to set up the addendum to the climactic battle.  Everybody else can go.  The Hollow Earth mythology drags in half a dozen characters, none of which contribute anything beyond pseudoscientific jargon, and any characters associated with government organization Monarch are ineffectual.

It’s not clever to say that the whole of Godzilla vs Kong is in the title, but the whole of Godzilla vs Kong is in the title.  The film delivers when one generically angry radioactive lizard comes into violent contact with a surprisingly expressive giant ape.  These sequences are fun, both at an instinctual childhood fantasy way and in a campy how-many-thousands-of-people-were-just-killed way.  The series’ greatest charms for my animal brain have been the Mortal-Kombat-style finishing moves, and they continue here.  Giving Kong a weapon is a natural progression, however dumb it is.  I love that for the most part, Kong treats the human characters with the exact level of dismissiveness that any coherent viewer does.  He chucks a manned fighter jet at Godzilla, and he eliminates a plot thread in the CEO’s daughter with a shrug.  Kong as a character isn’t as considered as Peter Jackson’s version from 15 years earlier, but there’s enough personality there to make him the most likable character in the film.

In moments like those, Godzilla vs Kong knows exactly why everyone’s watching this movie, but it cannot help itself with overexplanation and mythology.  This franchise manages to rope in some of the most celebrated actors of the last two decades, often from TV for some reason, and hopes that they have enough talent to make the painful exposition that they’re saddled with sound natural.  They almost always fail, with Bryan Cranston from Godzilla being the sole exception.  In trying to build up the arcs of all these characters, usually involving the cheap shorthand of a death in the family, less time is spent not only on monster fights but on the kind of problem solving that is suggested by living in a world with giant monsters.  The movie starts with Kong in containment, and continues with him sedated and chained up on the deck of a ship.  How did either of those things happen?  Alexander Skarsgard’s character needs to use his magic flying ship from Mass Effect to jump start Kong’s heart.  Cut to him landing it on Kong’s chest and running out of it, then to a wider shot of it sitting on Kong’s chest and charging up, and cut again to Skarsgard running through the street.  How did he get off the giant unconscious ape?  I would be considerably more interested in how humans have adapted to Godzilla et al than in the underground temple where Kong left his axe.  Competence is one of the few avenues that would make me care about anyone human in this franchise, and instead, Mechagodzilla is ultimately thwarted by some loose liquid poured around its control panel.

The final nails in the film surrounding Godzilla vs Kong’s monster fights are the presence of two personal peeves.  One is Brian Tyree Henry’s conspiracy theorist character, a mole who’s working to expose an underhanded company and puts out a publicly available podcast about his efforts.  The film also validates his paranoia by setting up anyone that doesn’t take him at his word as a foolish skeptic, as if such a thing was even possible in a world that, again, has giant monsters.  Second is the presence of the military, who are just around for the tax breaks and the kickbacks.  Kong is accompanied by aircraft carriers on his sea voyage, despite the fact that a corporation is funding this project.  The US military is good with being depicted as a for-hire escort service for eccentric business interests, apparently.  I also can’t help but feel my age when an aircraft carrier is destroyed.  The veil of fantasy buy-in just gets thinner with age, as a sinking aircraft carrier can only mean thousands of deaths that the film doesn’t pause to consider for a second.  At least Independence Day paid lip service to its body count.
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Godzilla vs Kong isn’t as joyless and corny as King of the Monsters but this is not a high-water mark for what’s been a disappointing franchise.  Skull Island remains the best entry because it knows exactly what it is, though it still has too many overqualified actors playing too many characters.  At least the Monsterverse got a lot of talented actors paid.  How this franchise, a sure thing based on its root appeal, managed to only go one for four is baffling, though if it keeps the theater industry afloat, bring on the useless subplots and failed jokes.  C
1 Comment
Drew link
4/8/2021 06:00:57 pm

There are films that know its initial reach and films that do not. Godzilla vs Kong is fully aware as to how far it is to go. This is neither The Godfather trilogy nor the Star Wars saga. The modern day Monsterverse is about action, a halfway decent plot, and legacy in hopes that combination brings eyeballs to the screen. For me, a sucker for good fun, it worked.

We saw the film so I will not regurgitate the plot but it is pretty simple. Monsters find each other twice and beat each other up. It was fun action sequences and that was the sell. If anyone really thought there would be a complex story line fooled himself. If a viewer was concerned by the destruction of a city and possible death, what did you expect? It was two gigantic monsters who have generations of not liking each other fighting to the death....on land. Did you think they had the presence of mind to fight in a corn field? Please.

My biggest issue was the manipulation of the viewer. Audience was, in a sense, told who the "bad guy" and the "good guy" was. It seemed liked the audience cheered for Kong and wanted to boo Godzilla. It comes out later the bad guy was neither one of them.

The ending was predictable to a point and that was fine but the action was fun and that is why I tuned in. I wanted more Godzilla vs Kong and less human story line. The ceiling was low from the start and that is respectable. For what it sold and executed, it was good. C+

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