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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

12/20/2018

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B-
2.52

A magic zoologist intersects with an evil plot in 1920's New York

Directed by David Yates
Starring Eddie Redmayne, Katherine Waterston, and Dan Fogler
Initial Review by Jon Kissel

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I’ve never been a fan of Harry Potter, as it’s readily apparent that the movies are too small for the books and are therefore reduced to multi-million dollar games of Spot the Reference.  Save for an Alan Rickman performance or an Alfonso Cuaron direction here or there, they’re joyless and perfunctory.  The non-reader can sense that any emotional power derived from the movies is built atop a more in-depth depiction on the page, and without that foundation, there’s little there.  Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them should be free from this shackling.  It has to ultimately sync up with Potter, but that’s decades away.  Building the world beyond an English boarding school expands the scope and potentially makes it easier to digest for viewers who have no interest in thousands of pages of mythology.  However, David Yates has learned all the wrong lessons from a career spent almost entirely in the Wizarding World, and here, he makes a film somehow more impenetrable than a filmed adaptation of a 600 page tome.

Eddie Redmayne stars as Newt Scamander, a solitary magical zoologist and a demonstration that magic might be able to repair apartment buildings, but it’s still stumped by autism spectrum disorders.  Redmayne parlays his Oscar win for Theory of Everything into a big payday and another chance to demonstrate his appreciation for physical acting, though here that means less gnarled limbs and more magic hippo mating dances.  Newt’s scampering around 1920’s New York has to exist side-by-side with the blunt Nazi allusion that is apparently the go-to villain motivation for bad guys in the Wizarding World.  Series creator JK Rowling tries her hand at screenwriting, and while I can’t comment on her book talents, her script skills leave something to be desired.  The goofy find-the-animals plot is a fine way to introduce the viewer to a new series, but the inclusion of Grindewald (Colin Farrell melting into Johnny Depp for future films, a terrible downgrade) doesn’t fit next to it.  If Fantastic Beasts spurred a desire to pick the plot apart (it doesn’t), one would find a mess of coincidences and happenstance and bad planning, all so that, two years later, the sequel can have its terrible subtitle.

Rowling, like any creator of fantasy, has to be good at building out a universe with its own rules.  I never questioned the wizard war in Harry Potter, because it seemed to exist only within its own magical bubble.  In creating a wider universe for Fantastic Beasts, Rowling creates more questions than she answers.  The specter of real historical events existing alongside rewind spells is quease-inducing.  Sidekick and audience surrogate Jacob Kowalski (Dan Fogler) has spent the last several years in the army, a chunk of which found him fighting in WWI.  What, pray tell, were the wizards doing during this period of mass death?  Did they have a cure for the Spanish Flu, by any means?  By mentioning in a single line that the no-maj (ugh) world is essentially the same as the real one, Rowling turns every wizard into the bad guys in the Good Samaritan parable.  

If the script and the world-building are mostly failures, how about the look of a film that cost around $200 million?  Yates’ direction is forgettable, and the effects are often bad.  I was surprised to most appreciate Fogler’s performance as Kowalski.  Despite a complete lack of disbelief at having his entire world upended, and a preference for the word ‘youse,’ he had several strong moments and a mildly affecting goodbye, though his presence in the sequel makes it meaningless.  I give all the credit to Fogler, because the film, and Yates, is completely letting his down.  His stakes are retaining the memory of what should be the  wondrous new world of the inside of Newt’s suitcase, and it should be the easiest thing for a filmmaker with bottomless wells of cash to create the same wonder in the viewer.  Yates utterly fails to include memorable creatures who qualify as magical.  Instead, he crosses a lion and a porcupine and includes it in a fake tracking shot filled with obtrusive 3d effects.  In the film’s triumphant ending, being drugged by a magic roofie is no great loss for Kowalski or millions of other New Yorkers.  How will they go on without knowing about the existence of a shrew who likes gold?

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is pointless and mercenary.  For a final example of its laziness and inability to consider the world it’s building, Newt points out the last mating couple of some species or other.  As a zoologist, Newt would surely know that this means the species is doomed, as the lucky couple can look forward to banging their children and experiencing the joy of a drained gene pool and its many stillbirths before fading into extinction.  Instead, Fantastic Beasts thinks this is some kind of renewal.  That’s actually a pretty solid metaphor for the Wizarding World universe, in that more material is generated but the larger property gets weaker and weaker.  D+

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