2016 Mediocrities

Best Picture

2001: A Space Odyssey
Amadeus
Inside Out - Winner
The Princess Bride
Room
We Need to Talk About Kevin


Best Actor

​F. Murray Abraham, Amadeus - Winner
Abraham Attah, Beasts of No Nation
Oscar Isaac, The Two Faces of January
Choi Min-sik, Oldboy
Jason Mitchell, Straight Outta Compton

Best Supporting Actor

Benicio del Toro, Sicario
Idris Elba, Beasts of No Nation - Winner
John Houseman, The Paper Chase
Tom Hulce, Amadeus
Mandy Patinkin, The Princess Bride
John C. Reilly, We Need to Talk About Kevin

Best Writing

Amadeus - Winner
Chi-raq
Four Lions
Inside Out
We Need to Talk About Kevin
World of Tomorrow

​Best Review

Bobby on Straight Outta Compton
Bobby on We Need to Talk About Kevin
Jon on A Trip to the Moon
Jon on Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Jon on World of Tomorrow
Lane on The Paper Chase - Winner
Lane on White God






Best Jefe

Blair
Bobby
Bryan
Jon - Winner
Shane

​Worst Movie

Escape From Tomorrow
Jane Eyre
Meet the Patels
Pee-wee's Big Holiday
The Ridiculous 6 - Winner

​Worst Female Performance

Clair Danes, Stardust
Julia Jones, The Ridiculous 6 - Winner
Michelle Pfeiffer, Stardust
Elene Schuber, Escape From Tomorrow
Robin Wright, The Princess Bride


Nonsense Award #1 - House of Coddle Award (overly-forgiving characters)

Timothy Bottoms, James Hart, The Paper Chase
Kang Hye-jung, Mi-do, Oldboy
Synnove Macody Lund, Diana, Headhunters
John C. Reilly, Franklin, We Need to Talk About Kevin - Winner
Vinessa Shaw, Dierdre Banks, Side Effects

Nonsense Award #3 - Dingo Award (best pet)

Faisal's crows - Four Lions
Bing-Bong, Inside Out - Winner
Egg Snake, Room
Gerbil that Kevin kills, We Need to Talk About Kevin
Hagen, White God

Best Director

Lenny Abrahmson, Room
Milos Foreman, Amadeus
Cary Fukunaga, Beasts of No Nation
Stanley Kubrick, 2001: A Space Odyssey - Winner
Park Chan-wook, Oldboy
Lynne Ramsay, We Need to Talk About Kevin
Steven Spielberg, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

Best Actress

Emily Blunt, Sicario
Brie Larson, Room - Winner
Teyonah Parris, Chi-raq
Kate Siegel, Hush
Tilda Swinton, We Need to Talk About Kevin

Best Supporting Actress

Joan Allen, Room
Drew Barrymore, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial - Winner (Tie)
Angela Bassett, Chi-raq
Elizabeth Berridge, Amadeus
Kirsten Dunst, The Two Faces of January
Phyllis Smith, Inside Out - Winner (Tie)

Best Scene

Unplugging HAL, 2001: A Space Odyssey - Winner
One-take home invasion, Beasts of No Nation
Hallway hammer fight, Oldboy
Westley and Inigo fence-off, The Princess Bride
Abner Doubleday improvises the rules to baseball, The Ridiculous 6

​Best Line

"I speak for all mediocrities in the world. I am their champion. I am their patron saint,"  Amadeus - Winner
"Can ten years of imaginary training be put to use?", Oldboy
"My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die," The Princess Bride
"Just because you're used to something, doesn't mean you like it. You're used to me," We Need to Talk About Kevin
​​"I am very proud of my sadness because it means I am more alive," World of Tomorrow

Gamemaster

Bobby
JR
Phil - Winner
Sean
Shane

Worst Jefe

Ashli
Cook - Winner (Tie)
JR
Sean
Topper - Winner (Tie)

​Worst Male Performance

Roy Abramsohn, Escape From Tomorrow
Charlie Cox, Stardust
Taylor Lautner, The Ridiculous 6 - Winner
Spike Lee, School Daze
Adam Sandler, The Ridiculous 6
Vanilla Ice, The Ridiculous 6

​Nonsense Award #2 - Sean Riley Award (best barf-inducing moment)

Seeing the blind and limbless neanderthal women, Bone Tomahawk
Split balls to brains, Bone Tomahawk
Hiding in the outhouse, Headhunters - Winner
Oh Dae-su eats an octopus, Oldboy
Lil Pete is fellated by a donkey, The Ridiculous 6
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​Nonsense Award #4 - Drew and Joe Award (most uncomfortable moment)

Pruitt's speech about his dead wife, The Invitation
Greg shows Rachel his awful film, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Oh Dae-su's incest is revealed, Oldboy
Oh Dae-su takes out the warden's teeth, Oldboy
Kevin doesn't flinch when Eva catches him masturbating, We Need to Talk About Kevin - Winner