MEDIOCRE MARCH MOVIE MALARKEY Sweet 16

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MEDIOCRE MARCH MOVIE MALARKEY Sweet 16

3/23/2015

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Personal feelings aside, the best of the best have made it to the round of 16. Here we go!

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Sean

3/23/2015 07:32:51 am

How do you kill a zombie, shoot him in the face. Good thing Vincent Vega has plenty of experience with this. Pulp Fiction cruises.

Butch Cassidy vs Taxi Driver is the matchup of the round, Scorcese has a long history of snubs and that continues as Butch and Sundance take a nailbiter

Anna Kendrick is allowed to die like poor Zachary, Zachary's grandparents call her a bitch on her wait out.

Blondie sneaks up on a couple punks jerking it on a diving board and shoots their dicks off to slide into the next round.

Short Term 12 is a unanimous victor over a Kells who assuredly picks feet in Poughkeepsie, only way they got past Popeye

Nostalgia advances Major League past A Hijacking

Lake Bell probably smells better in the morning than Napalm but not when she has Dmitri Martin or Ken Marino's stink on her. Apocalypse easy.

Fuck you is a great name to put on your tombstone after Boyz N the Hood drives by and blasts Glengarry away.

Bryan

3/23/2015 08:01:41 am

Warm Bodies is still a sentimental favorite in my book. Zombies don't die from gunshots... I think.

Remember when Butch or the other guy rode that fixie and Shane was so mad. #ProEnvironment Down with cars, hooray bikes!

Up in the Air and Dear Zachary is a sad, sad matchup. HartmanBot to the rescue!

Tuco shoots those two teenagers from Y Tu and never looks back.

Short Term 12 hits pretty close to home and Kells was an intriguing story which I had never heard.

A Hijacking while well done, is just a bit outside of Major League.

Fisher King losing to In a World is a travesty. Apocalypse Now is still impossible for me to spell correctly on the first try.

Glengarry tries to foreclose on Boyz house... and he's dead.

Jon

3/23/2015 12:46:44 pm

I won't be denied a Pulp Fiction v. Taxi Driver scenario. Warm Bodies has to go, as does Butch Cassidy.

Up In the Air is much more entertaining than the misery that is Dear Zachary. Not that a movie about firing people is a laugh a minute, but it inspires 83.61% less feelings of raw despair.

It seems like Y Tu Mama Tambien is likely to be upset here, but I'll keep hope alive and push it into the final 8.

Scrappy underdog Secret of Kells gives all of its octopus tentacles to Short Term 12, is left behind.

Major League vs A Hijacking is an unfair fight. The Danish movie, being two whole letter grades better than its rival, easily advances.

If Apocalypse Now was just Laurence Fishburne dancing to Satisfaction, it would still beat In a World.

White people finally get a win, as Glengarry sails past Boyz N the Hood.

Bryan

3/23/2015 01:44:10 pm

Most likely cast to shave points and take an early exit, Pulp Fiction.

Sean

3/25/2015 03:56:56 pm

Only in MMC is Good Bad Ugly considered an upset over Y Tu Mama Tambien

MEDIOCRE MARCH MOVIE MALARKEY Sweet 16

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